A Call From The Electric Company
Got a call yesterday from our home electric provider. Here's how it went:
Electric Provider: Hi, I'm from [electric company with well-known name everyone would recognize] and I want to offer you a special deal!
Me: Cool, what is it?
Provider: Energy prices have gone down recently, and we want to offer you a special new, lower rate.
Me: Cool, what is it?
Prov…
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