Pop Open the Bubbly: Vegan Fake Meat Fast Food Chains are Dying!

And some of y’all say I never bring you any good news…

The Daily Mail reports that the entirely insane recent trend of woke, virtue-signaling fast food restaurants specializing in serving customers burgers and other meals made with vegan fake meat that tastes more like vegan real manure is now starting to suffer a richly deserved decline.

The story focuses on one such chain that has begun serving real meat items in a probably vain effort to remain in business, and another chain backed by Lewis Hamilton and Leonardo DiCaprio that is closing half its locations.

Awwwww, heck. Poor Leo!