The Energy Absurdity of the Week: The Alarmists Are Coming For Your Pets Now

Say goodbye to your pet pup Hulk and your fluffy cat Mr. Plumpkins. It turns out humans bonding with cats and dogs is bad for Mother Gaia, and they will all have to go now.

That is the latest edict from the Cardinals and Deacons of the Global Church of Climate Alarm, and your corrupt, propaganda media is fully behind the move. But don’t worry, the globalist elite social planners have a plan to fix you right up with a set of more acceptable (and less friendly) animal companions whose carbon footprints are not so awfully high.

Somewhere, Klaus Schwab and Antonio Guterres were clinking glasses filled with Crystal Champagne as they read aloud this headline from a story at the Washington Post published Tuesday: “Why you should consider bunnies as your next pet.”

The sub-head was even better: “It’s like having a vegan cat.”