Thursday's Energy Absurdity: So, there's this giant metal umbrella, see, and all we need to do is catch an asteroid...

Thursday's Energy Absurdity: So, there's this giant metal umbrella, see, and all we need to do is catch an asteroid...

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Honestly, some days it would best to just stay in bed rather than witness all the climate alarm derangement syndrome (CADS) madness infecting the global community of what we for some reason still…