You Can't Make This Stuff Up: Sunny Hostin Blames the Eclipse on...well, you probably already guessed.

Yeehaw, y’all! I gotta admit I enjoyed a little Eclipse Totality Privilege in my back yard in North Texas on Monday. That dang eclipse rolled smack dab over our little town right at 1:40 p.m. Central Time (that’s 2:40 Eastern Time for all you Biden toadies in the corrupt media) enabling my wifey and I to sit out by our backyard pool (we enjoy Pool Privilege, too) and watch through our weird blackout glasses as the moon blotted out the sun.

It was, in a word, glorious, and we didn’t have to drive or fly to another part of the country to see it. Plus, we got pictures like the one atop this piece. Cool.

Witnessing such a magnificent, rare event in the sky makes you wonder how the people who inhabited this earth 5,000 years ago reacted when their caves happened to be in the fairway of Totality Privilege. The answer, of course, is that they no doubt cowered in fear, sure in the belief that the world must be ending.

You know, like the ironically-named Sunny Hostin, one of the co-hosts on the evil program called “The View.”